He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
did i walk over a car last night?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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