Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have aggressive nipples.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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