What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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