yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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