But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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