There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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