physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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