mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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