If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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