talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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