theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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