Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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