I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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