Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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