Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm passing your future prison.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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