And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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