Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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