Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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