"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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