Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
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Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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