So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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