worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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