This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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