My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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