Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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