dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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