I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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