i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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