I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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