Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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