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I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(905): I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone http://tfl.nu/ci8g

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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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(818): hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win http://tfl.nu/nyog

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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?

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(202): He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common? http://tfl.nu/fh8y

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Clothes are such an inconvenience.

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(519): Clothes are such an inconvenience. http://tfl.nu/1jcm

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(210): View more from Texas

drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend

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I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.

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(210): drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend (1-210): I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning. http://tfl.nu/558s

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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.

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What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited

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(253): Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack. (1-253): What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited http://tfl.nu/n0ma

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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.

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(231): I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay. http://tfl.nu/7ezq

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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.

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(630): I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy. http://tfl.nu/cb6u

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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer

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(203): Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer http://tfl.nu/j23z

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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think

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(847): If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think http://tfl.nu/90ww

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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.

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(847): The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume. http://tfl.nu/g5bo

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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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(254): I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him http://tfl.nu/r8ta

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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity

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(240): Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity http://tfl.nu/y6wz

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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.

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(402): I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing. http://tfl.nu/1xq6

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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.

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(512): I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight. http://tfl.nu/hr3p

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