They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.