and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE