Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
smell my finger.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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