I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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