did you get engaged???
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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