Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.