Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.

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(516): View more from New York

my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.

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(607): View more from New York

Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

I like it rough

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(585): View more from New York

ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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(212): View more from New York

All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext

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