oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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