David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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