I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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