Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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