Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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