party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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