Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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