I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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