If i come over, it means nothing
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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