After last night, I could never be a politician.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I woke up under a house in Key West
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