haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My breasts were aching with rage.
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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