was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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