I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
