Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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