Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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