i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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