you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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