He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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