Already got asked if we're dating
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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