so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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